hamb0ne's first date tips.

[hamb0ne]

HAHAHAHAH @ venom.

[brokeNsekseH]

This one gets girls everytime, Be sure you express how much you love to play videogames, and watching cartoons!

[puppet]

LOL @ BROKEN !! XD

[hamb0ne]

hamb0n'e date tip #4:

if you're going out to dinner, order for her.

[puppet]

when im with a girl i always can't talk str8 i just blurt out whats on my mind

im like ;

"Can i get the Salad without sex .. i mean carrot"

*tips the waiter*"Keep the sex ... i mean change "

"sex is beautiful ... i mean your beautiful"

[Evangelist]

- Constantly brush up against her and accuse her of being too touchy feely.

- Coerce her into ordering high calorie meals and order salads for yourself.

- Check your texts/voicemails while she talks, and blurt out things like "Oh I had no idea giraffes had black tongues" when she finishes speaking.

- If going to the movies say something like "I have only one rule about the movies... I have to make out, am sorry, I don't make the rules, I only follow them."

Two of these have worked for me, but which ones?

[Mrs.Jacki]

hamb0n'e date tip #4:

if you're going out to dinner, order for her.

I'd actually appreciate this. When I'm out to dinner with someone, especially if they insist on paying, I always have a minor panic attack that I'm going to accidentally order too expensively, or something that they don't like, etc. If they just ordered for me, I'd be happy.

[Evangelist]

- If she says a key word, turn it around into a sexual advance on her part. (I.E. Bed, blanket, couch, etc...)

Example:
"I didn't get to bed until about 2 am."

Your Response

"Bed? But... I barely know you, wouldn't you rather have a drink first?"

- Ask her honest questions, but then turn her answers into sexual advances.

Your question

"Want to head to the bar?"

Her response

"Sure, lets do it!"

Your retort

"Lets do it? Right here? There's too many people around, and the bathroom is probably occupied... But... I just wanted to get a drink first."

[hamb0ne]

hamb0n'e date tip #4:

if you're going out to dinner, order for her.

I'd actually appreciate this. When I'm out to dinner with someone, especially if they insist on paying, I always have a minor panic attack that I'm going to accidentally order too expensively, or something that they don't like, etc. If they just ordered for me, I'd be happy.

hmmm. i usually don't risk it just incase she doesn't like it, ya know?

[puppet]

rofl Sam i like your tips best lol