no offense but blondes ftw :]hamb0ne wrote:hamb0ne's first date tip #5:
treat her like she's REALLY stupid. and be very condescending. yes. good stuff.
hamb0ne's first date tips.
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No offense taken at all. I too enjoy the company of blondes.puppet wrote:no offense but blondes ftw :]hamb0ne wrote:hamb0ne's first date tip #5:
treat her like she's REALLY stupid. and be very condescending. yes. good stuff.
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Make her pick up the check. This shows her that you have better things to by for yourself.
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I should take notes from you guys.
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hamb0ne's first date tip #6:
invite your best friend along on all the dates.
invite your best friend along on all the dates.
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hamb0ne wrote:hamb0ne's first date tip #6:
invite your best friend along on all the dates.
and dont forget your favorite sock puppet .... its the ONLY puppet chicks dig
jk jk <3 pup
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hamb0ne's first date tip #7:
comment on how her feet are disproportionate to the rest of her body.
she will find it absolutely flattering.
comment on how her feet are disproportionate to the rest of her body.
she will find it absolutely flattering.
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Constantly bring up ex's and flings and always compare them to her and how she barely made the list
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these arent date tips.
these are tips to get rid of them.
these are tips to get rid of them.
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