hamb0ne's first date tips.

Post by **hamb0ne** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:43 pm

FooD~ wrote:these arent date tips.

these are tips to get rid of them.

well, that's your opinion.

Post by **puppet** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:50 pm

TIP #8

choke them

Post by **FooD~** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:25 pm

well its true hammy.

other wise your dating aliens.

Post by **Evangelist** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 7:40 pm

FooD~ wrote:well its true hammy.

other wise your dating aliens.

If you're dating an alien... make sure she's hot

Post by **Jae Duk** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:10 pm

Evangelist wrote:
FooD~ wrote:well its true hammy.

other wise your dating aliens.
If you're dating an alien... make sure she's hot

tip #9
compare her to aliens and tell her how aliens look better than her

Post by **hamb0ne** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:42 pm

buy her stretch pants.

Post by **Evangelist** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:00 am

Call her a different name with the same letter as her first name

Post by **Venom** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:48 am

you should always ask how far along she is and when is the due date

Post by **Jae Duk** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:38 am

Ask her to pay for your rent

Post by **JenLove** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:52 am

tell her how huge her eyes are.

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