hamb0ne's first date tips.

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Re: hamb0ne's first date tips.

Post by puppet » Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:19 pm

hamb0ne wrote:hamb0ne's first date tip #5:

treat her like she's REALLY stupid. and be very condescending. yes. good stuff.
no offense but blondes ftw :]

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Re: hamb0ne's first date tips.

Post by Evangelist » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:31 pm

puppet wrote:
hamb0ne wrote:hamb0ne's first date tip #5:

treat her like she's REALLY stupid. and be very condescending. yes. good stuff.
no offense but blondes ftw :]
No offense taken at all. I too enjoy the company of blondes.
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Re: hamb0ne's first date tips.

Post by Evangelist » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:33 pm

Make her pick up the check. This shows her that you have better things to by for yourself.
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Re: hamb0ne's first date tips.

Post by Jordan » Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:54 am

I should take notes from you guys. :D
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Re: hamb0ne's first date tips.

Post by hamb0ne » Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:48 am

hamb0ne's first date tip #6:

invite your best friend along on all the dates.

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Re: hamb0ne's first date tips.

Post by Rhino » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:27 pm

Bring a bouquet of weeds.
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Re: hamb0ne's first date tips.

Post by Venom » Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:08 am

hamb0ne wrote:hamb0ne's first date tip #6:

invite your best friend along on all the dates.

and dont forget your favorite sock puppet .... its the ONLY puppet chicks dig :lol:












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Re: hamb0ne's first date tips.

Post by hamb0ne » Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:20 am

hamb0ne's first date tip #7:

comment on how her feet are disproportionate to the rest of her body.
she will find it absolutely flattering.

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Re: hamb0ne's first date tips.

Post by Evangelist » Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:14 pm

Constantly bring up ex's and flings and always compare them to her and how she barely made the list
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Re: hamb0ne's first date tips.

Post by FooD~ » Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:14 pm

these arent date tips.

these are tips to get rid of them. :lol:
Ex: -[.40 cal ]- Food=Good *** && ~| Fury |~ Food-X {F7}

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