hamb0ne's first date tips.

[Domin013]

My tips for big pimpin.......Let them know up front...." Put out or get out and I don't do Breakfast."....Works everytime

[Evangelist]

My tips for big pimpin.......Let them know up front...." Put out or get out and I don't do Breakfast."....Works everytime

That wouldn't work for me :/

I've had a few times when the girl came over for dinner (that I cooked) and stayed for breakfast the next day, am like girl... we ain't married, gtfo. You gonna pay for my groceries you piglet? I think not, so gtfo.

And voila... no more secks

[Joe1]

you need to keep your food in less obvious places, so in the morning when she looks around and sees nothing. she just leaves. Start keeping it in your closet in the bed room and put your cloths in the fridge.

[Evangelist]

I could also not invite them to dinner/breakfast at the house

or

I could just not complain at all :p

[Mrs.Jacki]

[puppet]

id make one of my friends come over and act like he's the apartment owner or something and tell him to be like your getting evicted lol

[Domin013]

What's up love????......lol

[hamb0ne]

first date tip #4:

tell her she looks fat.

[Venom]

first date tip #4:

tell her she looks fat.

LOL ... i try to be more subtle ..... "wow I thought you were going to eat the plate as well"

[hamb0ne]

hamb0ne's first date tip #5:

treat her like she's REALLY stupid. and be very condescending. yes. good stuff.