Best Pick-Up Lines

[Venom]

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"

dude! someone used this one on me...it freaked me out

someone obviously has no clue ... if you are going to look down a shirt, why open the back just to look at the label??



I wish you were a light switch, so I can turn you on.

Are you ok? Anything broken? Must have hurt falling from heaven.

Your parents must be terrorists, Cuz baby .. You da bomb!

[xxaznriderxx]

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"

dude! someone used this one on me...it freaked me out

someone obviously has no clue ... if you are going to look down a shirt, why open the back just to look at the label??



I wish you were a light switch, so I can turn you on.

Are you ok? Anything broken? Must have hurt falling from heaven.

Your parents must be terrorists, Cuz baby .. You da bomb!

thats rich!

[puppet]

you guys only wish the girls were light switch

i just turn em on like those clap light

**clap** turned on

HUH !

[valo]

an acual pick up line... might work might not.. 50% success.

ur at a bar/club guys are around the hottest girl in the joint. walk up to her give her a 10/20 spot and ask for w.e beer/hardbar u drinkin. and walk away casually. she'll walk away from the group and approach you saying "hey! i dont work here", reply with "I know, how else was i supposed to get you away from those guys..?" I never tried it... sounds pimpin tho. haha

From movie hitch

[Doc Doom]

"Cool Nike's, wanna just do it?"

"Are you more of a screamer or a runner? Im almost out of grey tape."

"You ever seen what the back seat of a 88' I-ROC looks like?"

"Moustache rides are still 2 for a nickle 'round here."

"I dont think its the shirt that makes you look fat."

"Its ok, I dont judge girls by the way they look...from the front anyway."


I have had limited to no success with these. What am I doing wrong! Please help!

[Venom]

"Are you more of a screamer or a runner? Im almost out of grey tape."

I have had limited to no success with these. What am I doing wrong! Please help!

that one should work! Straight out of Puppet's handbook ....



chicks these days

[Doc Doom]

Hmmm, since the old lines don't work so well for me, lets try something new:

"Aiyah plz sned pix k thx~ kekeke"

*Crosses fingers*

[TSLOW]

Hmmm, since the old lines don't work so well for me, lets try something new:

"Aiyah plz sned pix k thx~ kekeke"

*Crosses fingers*

You need expert help, too bad no money could help you buy it.

[TSLOW]

Just learned heard this one today!!

I think it would work.

Here it is.

"Sex is a sensation,
caused by temptation,
to increase the population,
for the next generation,
do you get my explanation?,
or do you need a demonstraion?"

[puppet]

i just take my shirt off and its on and Poppin =]