Best Pick-Up Lines

[xStrike]

I got one!!

"Lets say that I'm the one, cuz you are a ten."

[BrokenBeaver]

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

[TSLOW]

humm this is a good one.

"Hey i have skittles in my mouth want to taste the rainbow ?" or

"Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!"

I actually used these and im 14.

so if u want to get slapped dont use these..

[-Kiwi-]

These are some of the cheesiest/stupidest pick up lines people have said to me

"Hey baby I think someone farted lets get out of here"

"Your so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line"

"I lost my phone number can I borrow yours?"

"I bet you $20 that you're going to turn me down"

Haha my friend told me an anti-pick up line.. (something to say to someone who tries to use a pick up line)
"This isn't Burger King, you can't have it your way"

[TSLOW]

These are some of the cheesiest/stupidest pick up lines people have said to me

"Hey baby I think someone farted lets get out of here"

"Your so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line"

"I lost my phone number can I borrow yours?"

"I bet you $20 that you're going to turn me down"

Haha my friend told me an anti-pick up line.. (something to say to someone who tries to use a pick up line)
"This isn't Burger King, you can't have it your way"

Hahaha that Burger King comeback was the highlight of my day. Sad isn't it.

[NvX]

These are some of the cheesiest/stupidest pick up lines people have said to me

"Hey baby I think someone farted lets get out of here"

"Your so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line"

"I lost my phone number can I borrow yours?"

"I bet you $20 that you're going to turn me down"

Haha my friend told me an anti-pick up line.. (something to say to someone who tries to use a pick up line)
"This isn't Burger King, you can't have it your way"

Hahaha that Burger King comeback was the highlight of my day. Sad isn't it.

yea me too..lol..i actually laughed out loud... but lets c pick up lines....hm...

u got bandages? I need em for these cuts (Flex)..lol not much of a pick up line...but close..lol

[BrokenBeaver]

*Slips on sexy shoes*


Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.


LOL I always found this one amusing:
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

[TSLOW]

*Slips on sexy shoes*


Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.


LOL I always found this one amusing:
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

WOW that one tops Kiwis,they just get better and better.

[-Kiwi-]

More Pick Up Lines:

- "I'm lost. Can you take me home with you?"

- "I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?"

- "What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"

More Anti-Pick Up Lines:

-"Do you think the ceiling needs painting?" (As soon as they look up walk away)

-"I'm sorry my leprosy is acting up. Can I some of your fries?"

-"So how many kids do you want?"

"So what do you do for a living?"
-"I'm a female impersonator"

-"You must've fell from heaven. That's why your face is messed up"

"I think I could make you very happy"
-"Why? Are you leaving?"

[BrokenBeaver]

What can I say t-say, I am the infamous BrokeN