Best Pick-Up Lines
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Re: Best Pick-Up Lines
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
Re: Best Pick-Up Lines
humm this is a good one.
"Hey i have skittles in my mouth want to taste the rainbow ?" or
"Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!"
I actually used these and im 14.
so if u want to get slapped dont use these..
"Hey i have skittles in my mouth want to taste the rainbow ?" or
"Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!"
I actually used these and im 14.
so if u want to get slapped dont use these..
Ven: if you want to dl it
Ven: i have a 10 day pass
TSLOW ***: I'm bad as it is
TSLOW ***: no point in trying at something I know i fail at
Ven: thats not true
Ven: you still play cs =X
TSLOW ***: LOL!
Ven: i have a 10 day pass
TSLOW ***: I'm bad as it is
TSLOW ***: no point in trying at something I know i fail at
Ven: thats not true
Ven: you still play cs =X
TSLOW ***: LOL!
Re: Best Pick-Up Lines
These are some of the cheesiest/stupidest pick up lines people have said to me
"Hey baby I think someone farted lets get out of here"
"Your so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line"
"I lost my phone number can I borrow yours?"
"I bet you $20 that you're going to turn me down"
Haha my friend told me an anti-pick up line.. (something to say to someone who tries to use a pick up line)
"This isn't Burger King, you can't have it your way"
"Hey baby I think someone farted lets get out of here"
"Your so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line"
"I lost my phone number can I borrow yours?"
"I bet you $20 that you're going to turn me down"
Haha my friend told me an anti-pick up line.. (something to say to someone who tries to use a pick up line)
"This isn't Burger King, you can't have it your way"
Amazing Sig by Venom!
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Hahaha that Burger King comeback was the highlight of my day. Sad isn't it.-Kiwi- wrote:These are some of the cheesiest/stupidest pick up lines people have said to me
"Hey baby I think someone farted lets get out of here"
"Your so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line"
"I lost my phone number can I borrow yours?"
"I bet you $20 that you're going to turn me down"
Haha my friend told me an anti-pick up line.. (something to say to someone who tries to use a pick up line)
"This isn't Burger King, you can't have it your way"
Ven: if you want to dl it
Ven: i have a 10 day pass
TSLOW ***: I'm bad as it is
TSLOW ***: no point in trying at something I know i fail at
Ven: thats not true
Ven: you still play cs =X
TSLOW ***: LOL!
Ven: i have a 10 day pass
TSLOW ***: I'm bad as it is
TSLOW ***: no point in trying at something I know i fail at
Ven: thats not true
Ven: you still play cs =X
TSLOW ***: LOL!
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yea me too..lol..i actually laughed out loud... but lets c pick up lines....hm...TSLOW wrote:Hahaha that Burger King comeback was the highlight of my day. Sad isn't it.-Kiwi- wrote:These are some of the cheesiest/stupidest pick up lines people have said to me
"Hey baby I think someone farted lets get out of here"
"Your so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line"
"I lost my phone number can I borrow yours?"
"I bet you $20 that you're going to turn me down"
Haha my friend told me an anti-pick up line.. (something to say to someone who tries to use a pick up line)
"This isn't Burger King, you can't have it your way"
u got bandages? I need em for these cuts (Flex)..lol not much of a pick up line...but close..lol
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*Slips on sexy shoes*
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
LOL I always found this one amusing:
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
LOL I always found this one amusing:
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
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WOW that one tops Kiwis,they just get better and better.BrokenBeaver wrote:*Slips on sexy shoes*
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
LOL I always found this one amusing:
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
Ven: if you want to dl it
Ven: i have a 10 day pass
TSLOW ***: I'm bad as it is
TSLOW ***: no point in trying at something I know i fail at
Ven: thats not true
Ven: you still play cs =X
TSLOW ***: LOL!
Ven: i have a 10 day pass
TSLOW ***: I'm bad as it is
TSLOW ***: no point in trying at something I know i fail at
Ven: thats not true
Ven: you still play cs =X
TSLOW ***: LOL!
Re: Best Pick-Up Lines
More Pick Up Lines:
- "I'm lost. Can you take me home with you?"
- "I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?"
- "What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"
More Anti-Pick Up Lines:
-"Do you think the ceiling needs painting?" (As soon as they look up walk away)
-"I'm sorry my leprosy is acting up. Can I some of your fries?"
-"So how many kids do you want?"
"So what do you do for a living?"
-"I'm a female impersonator"
-"You must've fell from heaven. That's why your face is messed up"
"I think I could make you very happy"
-"Why? Are you leaving?"
- "I'm lost. Can you take me home with you?"
- "I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?"
- "What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"
More Anti-Pick Up Lines:
-"Do you think the ceiling needs painting?" (As soon as they look up walk away)
-"I'm sorry my leprosy is acting up. Can I some of your fries?"
-"So how many kids do you want?"
"So what do you do for a living?"
-"I'm a female impersonator"
-"You must've fell from heaven. That's why your face is messed up"
"I think I could make you very happy"
-"Why? Are you leaving?"
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What can I say t-say, I am the infamous BrokeN
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