The Wish Game

[Exalted]

Granted. But the day after it rains really hard to the point where hail the size of tennis balls falls from the sky.

I wish I had a kangaroo.

[hamb0ne]

granted.

but it only speaks australian.

i wish i had a new phone.

[Venom]

granted

but everytime you made a phone call you get a shock to your ear.



i wish everyone looked as good as me in a speedo

[puppet]

Granted. But puppets never win, and since you had the power to grant everyone's wishes it was too much for you to handle and you burst into millions of pieces which caused the people's wishes to disintegrate into thin air.

wait wth ?
i just got owned >.> !!!

[Exalted]

granted

but everytime you made a phone call you get a shock to your ear.



i wish everyone looked as good as me in a speedo

Granted. But you look horrible in everything but a speedo.

I wish my dog didn't eat the apple pie

[Jordan]

Granted. But you have to eat all the apples pies left over (yes, even the ones he started eating ) and you have to finish them today

I wish I got a new laptop

[Venom]

granted

and you got a heck of a deal on one ... but the laptop came in 4 pieces ..

i wish i was at bestbuy or frys now to check out the deals ... ( im leaving now anyway )

[Exalted]

Granted. But the lines to purchase anything are two hours long.

I wish I didn't have to get up this morning at 4:30 to shop..

[Jordan]

Granted. You didn't have to, but you did anyways

I wish I was a ninja.

[indiRanger]

Granted, but everyone else was a better ninja so you died


I wish i was amazing at basketball